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Mirage

Published March 12, 2026 by Leprekawn

Desolation lead me deep into a broken realm. On one side, there lay a fertile valley and fallow fields, living and the dead vied for a token of stability. Servants of one master, cursed into an unending toil while the living sheltered under those too brave to flee for safer environs.

On the other side, a wasteland of toxic rivers polluted with the waste of armies who’s ceaseless conflict had wrought nothing but danger.. or so I was told.

And yet, in the distance an impossible sight. Through the haze a phantom of impossibility over a hazy sea of death. I was called here, though I could not say why or how.

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Tyria

Published March 5, 2026 by Leprekawn

Bordered in The Mists, a mythical realm where many things crawl out and seed themselves into the world.

I, Vestolo, have crossed that boundary many times. I have seen many places and I can name none of them save Tyria. I crawled out of the Mists in some strange locale so bizarre I was sure I had not escaped.

It was only the familiar feelings of solid ground, air that was both dry and refreshing. The weight of my staff assured me that I was in a place of normalcy again though I feared that time would tell another story.

I found my way to a nearby city, more of a village compared to some places I had seen, but something about it sang a true song in my mind. People there nodded as though they knew me, my passing was but another occurrence of normal things. I decided I could use a drink, food and maybe have a few questions answered.

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Inconvenient

Published February 26, 2026 by Leprekawn

I must look like the helpful sort. What that ghosts, clueless wizards and inanimate objects all ask me for help. Is it the scowl? It must be my scowl, I should work on that.

Something he said about Rilis the Twelfth scratched at the back of my mind. Like a forgotten recipe for muffins or where I left my staff. Lurking just out of reach..

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Incoherent

Published February 24, 2026 by Leprekawn

I woke up with cool salt air in my lungs and sand under my face. I might have thought it a dream if Wendel’s hot fetid breath didn’t sweep through the moment like a wild horse.

I was in Summerset, though I couldn’t remember why. I seemed to have all my things: Pants? check. Tunic? check. Staff? check. Daedric servant of a mysterious lord who’s presence I cannot elude? check.

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Do I wander with purpose?

Published February 8, 2026 by Leprekawn

Or am I driven by curiosity? It was a pleasant hike through the hills regardless, though I was left wondering if there were other kinds of Wight other than Mound Wights. The fellow in town was oddly specific.

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Unto mountain I tread

Published February 3, 2026 by Leprekawn

Through vale and cave to find a source of evil. Someone said plague though I suspected a different, no less malefic, problem.

But this cave was looking promising. I had a good feeling about this one..

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Seshinex Trailblazer

Published January 27, 2026 by Leprekawn

Many iterations, some repairs and a lot of TLC made the Seshinex Trailblazer my home. Harmonizing with a machine like this isn’t as easy as some would think. I feel like the helm pulls back on me, fighting me for control at times. What I cannot tell is where it’s going, though I can imagine why.

Deep space has a floating quality some might find disconcerting. Acrid air on some worlds makes my joints ache while the dry desert of others causes my shell to sear and crack.

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Elusive rewards, routine quests

Published January 25, 2026 by Leprekawn

While my ship is robust it needs more internal capacity. Every corner is jam packed with trinkets from a hundred stars and yet I feel the need to pick up more. This man looked like the kind who would trade efforts with rewards. Yes, just the kind of person I was looking for..

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